But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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