Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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