ya dads aren't the best wingmen
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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