this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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