so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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