i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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