yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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