I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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