Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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