I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
dude. I can hear the air.
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