Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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