Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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