Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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