you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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