It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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