So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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