Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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