Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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