need another drink. this is the easiest way
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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