Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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