i barfeds in our rink
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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