Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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