At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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