last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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