it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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