your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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