that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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