doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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