I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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