I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
