dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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