Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He did a backflip because drugs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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