fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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