remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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