so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
