No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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