come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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