He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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