Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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