I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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