There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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