it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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