If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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