just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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