I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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