hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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