OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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