Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
being pregnant is like rehab
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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