Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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