What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
