I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
